No awkward lesbian experiences without me
He asked to "fluff my boner.."
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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