i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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