im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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