were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
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