I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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