I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
She tied me up with her honor cords...
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
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