Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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