I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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