Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
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