all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
Places I vomited today: hotel bathroom, in the cab to the airport, airport bathroom, airport terminal trashcan, plane seat 18E, and the plans bathroom
Fun wedding?
Yes. Very.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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