Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
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