Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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