love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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