when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
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