There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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