Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
How naked do you want me to be?
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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