She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
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