just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
You can make out without kissing
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