would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
this homeless guy just told me to make a wish on his magic plastic spoon but said to be careful what i wish for...
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
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