Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
A girl in McDonalds just asked if I was in here wasted a few nights ago throwing fries at the staff, I said it was my twin
We both know that wasn't me
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