Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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