She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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