these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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