i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
Randomize
