i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
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