So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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