i can't believe i had my finger in that
you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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