It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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