Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
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