Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
How naked do you want me to be?
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