She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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