is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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