idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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