if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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