I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
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