So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
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