ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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