Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
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