drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
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