I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
Randomize
