I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
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