I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
Sitting in bed reading a porn novel off my phone and accidentally just made Siri start reading the most graphic part aloud. FUN FIRST NIGHT WITH THE NEW ROOMIE.
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
I'm sobbing to NWA
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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