I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
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