Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
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