just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
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