normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
there was 4 little kids screaming in high pitched voices at the top of their lungs at the sox game and their mom just leaned over to me and said 'if thats not birth control i dont know what is'
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
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