But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
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