sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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