Small penises have feelings too.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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