She announced her abortion via fbk
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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