i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
I forgot to tell you, that tinder guy literally lives 15 floors beneath me. I have been creepily saying things to him like "I see youve got a hammer on the patio"
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
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