Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
I ACCIDENTALLY HOOKED UP WITH A GUY WHO HAS A NICHOLAS CAGE POSTER ABOVE HIS BED I CANT HANDLE LIFE.
The universe is either telling you 1. you make terrible decisions or 2. its time to let go of your hatred of Cage.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
I don't want my vagina anymore.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
Oh god it's open bar.
As we were walking to her place she stole a pizza from the delivery guy's car and when we got home she grabbed a slice, two beers, removed her pants, and said "call of duty?" im going to marry her
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