would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
the only good thing about breaking up with him while naked was that i got to make a forgetting sarah marshall reference
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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