drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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