my room smells like sperm. sweet.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
Accidentally gagged on my toothbrush and puked up a Walgreen's cheeseburger. 1) I am not going to be on top of my game tonight. 2) Since when do I have a gag reflex? 3) Walgreen's cheeseburgers are awesome.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
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