Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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