It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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