can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
True love is when you jack off and continue talking to the girl you like
Why do you text me weird shit like this?
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
Randomize
